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Obama’s magic act Reply
By Tom Quiner
It’s Friday. Time for a few good laughs at the expense of our confused liberal friends.
Check out NewsBusted’s Jodi Miller’s latest political “scoops” such as the consequences of the Stock Act; the value of Obama’s smile; the difference between throwing a football on a California beach and, uhh, defecating on it; and my favorite, how Obama is a magic man.
Like this:
Will the real Mitt Romney please stand up? 1
By Tom Quiner
One cartoon says it all.
Lost and clueless 6
By Tom Quiner
I just received the brief story below via e-mail. I have no clue who wrote it, so I’m sorry to the author for lack of attribution. However, it’s pretty funny and worth sharing.
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A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.
She rolled her eyes and said, “You must be a Republican.” “I am,” replied the man. “How did you know?”
“Well,” answered the balloonist, “everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I’m still lost. Frankly, you’ve not been much help to me.”
The man smiled and responded, “You must be an Obama Democrat.” “I am,”
replied the balloonist. “How did you know?”
“Well,” said the man, “you don’t know where you are or where you are going.
You’ve risen to where you are, due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You’re in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it’s my fault.”
Like this:
Occupiers Plan to protest until eligible for Social Security 1
By Tom Quiner
Our friends from New Busted take aim at the Occupy Wall Street crowd. Ready for some good laughs? Watch!
