Who does the land of Israel really belong to? 2


By Tom Quiner

I just received this in my e-mail box.  It’s been forwarded around the world.  I don’t know who wrote it, but it is darn funny.  In case you didn’t see this yet, I think you’ll get a chuckle.

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An ingenious example of Israeli humor, speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly and made the world community smile… and set the record straight.

A representative from Israel began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Moses.’

When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a wonderful opportunity to have a bath!’

Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!

The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about? The Palestinians weren’t there then.’

The Israeli representative smiled and said, ‘And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech…

 

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The Pope of the People premiers next Friday Reply


The Pope of the People, the John Paul II Musical, premiers at 8 PM next Friday, April 1st, at Sacred Heart Catholic Church in West Des Moines. Written by Tom Quiner, it dramatically presents the historic events of JPII’s first ten years as Pope.

You can find the complete performance schedule here.

You can purchase advance tickets online at www.thePopeofthePeople.com.

Ticket prices are $18 in advance; $22 at the door.

Student ticket prices are $9 in advance; $10 at the door.

Children twelve and under are free when accompanied by a parent.

The Woman at the Well 1


By Tom Quiner

Today’s gospel reading is about you. And me.

If you were to create a list of the Bible’s best stories, the story of the Woman at the Well ranks high.  You can find it in John 4:5.

The story is rich with symbolism. Every detail in the story has meaning. What strikes me is how Jesus sees us as we really are, that He knows “who is the real me.” And who is that? One who needs Him; one who is drawn to Him; one who is ultimately like Him when we strip away the sin. He calls us to accept the Living Water of Life so that we will thirst no more.

I’ve posted an excerpt above from the mini-musical of faith I co-wrote (music by Phil Havens; lyrics by Tom Quiner) titled The Woman at the Well.  In the song above, “Give Me This Water,” the Woman speaks for us all in expressing her desire for spiritual fulfillment. There’s an acknowledgement that the desires of this world will never satisfy our thirsts.

Listen to a wonderful sermon on this rich gospel reading by Fr. Robert Barron. It’s worth the listen …

Fr. Barron\’s sermon on The Woman at the Well

Here is one of scripture’s richest passages, The Woman at the Well (New American Bible):

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1 Now when Jesus learned that the Pharisees had heard that Jesus was making and baptizing more disciples than John
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(although Jesus himself was not baptizing, just his disciples), 2
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he left Judea and returned to Galilee.
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He had to 3 pass through Samaria.
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So he came to a town of Samaria called Sychar, 4 near the plot of land that Jacob had given to his son Joseph.
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Jacob’s well was there. Jesus, tired from his journey, sat down there at the well. It was about noon.
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A woman of Samaria came to draw water. Jesus said to her, “Give me a drink.”
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His disciples had gone into the town to buy food.
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5 The Samaritan woman said to him, “How can you, a Jew, ask me, a Samaritan woman, for a drink?” (For Jews use nothing in common with Samaritans.)
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6 Jesus answered and said to her, “If you knew the gift of God and who is saying to you, ‘Give me a drink,’ you would have asked him and he would have given you living water.”
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(The woman) said to him, “Sir, 7 you do not even have a bucket and the cistern is deep; where then can you get this living water?
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Are you greater than our father Jacob, who gave us this cistern and drank from it himself with his children and his flocks?”
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Jesus answered and said to her, “Everyone who drinks this water will be thirsty again;
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but whoever drinks the water I shall give will never thirst; the water I shall give will become in him a spring of water welling up to eternal life.”
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The woman said to him, “Sir, give me this water, so that I may not be thirsty or have to keep coming here to draw water.”
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Jesus said to her, “Go call your husband and come back.”
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The woman answered and said to him, “I do not have a husband.” Jesus answered her, “You are right in saying, ‘I do not have a husband.’
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For you have had five husbands, and the one you have now is not your husband. What you have said is true.”
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The woman said to him, “Sir, I can see that you are a prophet.
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Our ancestors worshiped on this mountain; 8 but you people say that the place to worship is in Jerusalem.”
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Jesus said to her, “Believe me, woman, the hour is coming when you will worship the Father neither on this mountain nor in Jerusalem.
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You people worship what you do not understand; we worship what we understand, because salvation is from the Jews.
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But the hour is coming, and is now here, when true worshipers will worship the Father in Spirit and truth; 9 and indeed the Father seeks such people to worship him.
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God is Spirit, and those who worship him must worship in Spirit and truth.”
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10 The woman said to him, “I know that the Messiah is coming, the one called the Anointed; when he comes, he will tell us everything.”
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Jesus said to her, “I am he, 11 the one who is speaking with you.”
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At that moment his disciples returned, and were amazed that he was talking with a woman, 12 but still no one said, “What are you looking for?” or “Why are you talking with her?”
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The woman left her water jar and went into the town and said to the people,
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“Come see a man who told me everything I have done. Could he possibly be the Messiah?”
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They went out of the town and came to him.
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Meanwhile, the disciples urged him, “Rabbi, eat.”
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But he said to them, “I have food to eat of which you do not know.”
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So the disciples said to one another, “Could someone have brought him something to eat?”
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Jesus said to them, “My food is to do the will of the one who sent me and to finish his work.
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Do you not say, ‘In four months 13 the harvest will be here’? I tell you, look up and see the fields ripe for the harvest.
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The reaper is already 14 receiving his payment and gathering crops for eternal life, so that the sower and reaper can rejoice together.
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For here the saying is verified that ‘One sows and another reaps.’
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I sent you to reap what you have not worked for; others have done the work, and you are sharing the fruits of their work.”
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Many of the Samaritans of that town began to believe in him because of the word of the woman 15 who testified, “He told me everything I have done.”
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When the Samaritans came to him, they invited him to stay with them; and he stayed there two days.
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Many more began to believe in him because of his word,
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and they said to the woman, “We no longer believe because of your word; for we have heard for ourselves, and we know that this is truly the savior of the world.”

Two non-partisan reasons to defund Obamacare now Reply


By Tom Quiner

I’d like conservatives to do something very difficult: to make the leap of faith that Democrats had good intentions in passing Obamacare without a single Republican vote.

I’d like liberals to do something very difficult as well: to make the leap of faith that Republicans had … and have good intentions in opposing Obamacare.

I know it’s hard, but try for the next five minutes.

The foundational good intention professed by Democrats was to reduce the cost of health insurance and insure more people. To accomplish this goal, Obamacare requires folks to buy health insurance or run afoul of the law.

Is this Constitutional? Two federal judges say no. Which leads me to reason number one to defund Obamacare:  the Supreme Court will very likely throw the law out as being unconstitutional. Maybe not, but I bet they do.

With all this uncertainty, it doesn’t make any sense to keep paying into a program that may be illegal. Shouldn’t we wait for the Court to decide before asking taxpayers to bite the bullet? In these tough times, it sure makes sense to me.

That leads me to the second reason why we should defund Obamacare now: it turns out its going to cost us more than originally projected according to the Congressional Budget Office (CBO). Last year they said it would cost $1.04 trillion.  Now, a mere twelve months later, they tell us, “oops, it’s really going to cost $1.445 Trillion between 2012 and 2021.”

Obamare is going to cost more than the old “hodgepodge” health insurance system (aka as the “marketplace”). The Democrats’ good intentions just didn’t work out once the non-partisan CBO got all the facts.

These revelations give people of good intention compelling, non-partisan reasons to pull the plug now.

Will Vice President Biden call for the President’s impeachment? 1


By Tom Quiner

Joe Biden said he would call for the President’s impeachment if he took us into another war without Congressional approval.

He said he consulted with five constitutional scholars who helped draft a treatise calling for impeachment should the President take such an action.

He was adamant, even furious, in his eloquence that it would be absurd to go into a country without cause when our troops are already spread thin. Take a minute to listen to his remarks above.

Of course, that was Senator Biden talking.  He was talking about President Bush.

Now we don’t hear a peep out of Vice President Biden as our current President, who happens to be of his party, involves us in Libya’s civil war.

Mr. Vice President, back then you told us you don’t use words lightly. But in light of an absence of fire and brimstone speeches from you today, it’s fair to ask:  were you just feigning your anger back then?  Was your speech just a bunch of cynical campaign rhetoric?

It’s hard to think otherwise.