From Moses to Obama

Over 5000 years ago Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your
shovels, mount your asses and camels and I’ll lead you to the promised land.”

75 years ago when welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, “Lay down your
shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the promised land.”

Today, the present administration has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the promised land.

[Don’t know who wrote this but thought Quiner’s Diner readers would enjoy it.]