Hello, Father O’Malley, this is the IRS…

A little Catholic humor …

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Father O’Malley answers the phone.

-Hello, is this Father O’Malley?

-It is

-This is the IRS. Can you help us?

-I can

-Do you know a Ted Houlihan?

-I do

-Is he a member of your congregation?

-He is

-Did he donate $10,000 to the church?

-He will-