1. Bob on March 14, 2012 at 11:42 am

    I’m still waiting for Obama to offer to pay for the nutritional supplements I have to take every day just to survive. I’m too old to have any use for contraceptives (not that I ever used them much even in my youth), but my nutritional supplements cost almost as much as Sandra Fluke’s birth control pills, and I’m unemployed, so I really need a bailout.

    • quinersdiner on March 14, 2012 at 11:47 am

      I’m with you. I’d like my insurance company to pay for my coffee in the morning, because I’m a lot more civil after getting a little caffeine in me.

      • Bob on March 14, 2012 at 1:07 pm

        My husband feels better after a morning of target shooting at the rifle range. I think he should send the bill for his ammunition to Kathleen Sebelius.

        • quinersdiner on March 14, 2012 at 1:16 pm

          I think we’re a few mandates away from Utopia!