Just in time for the Democratic convention …

By Tom Quiner

Potty-mouthed liberal protestors better be careful about what they say!

In a stroke of brilliance, a progressive architect has come up with an innovative stadium design with retractable roof for the the proposed new stadium in Charlotte, North Carolina.

The sleek lines and the functionality of this design will surely turn heads, and maybe much more, of the liberal elite who gather this summer to hear the president speak at the Democratic convention.