By Tom Quiner
Everyone’s buzzing at church at the Des Moines Register’s endorsement of Mitt Romney.
One of my conservative friends told me his Romney sign was taken and replaced with a sign for a liberal candidate for the Iowa House.
I got home and found my Romney sign gone, too.
My neighbor across the street had all his Republican signs taken, too. He is contemplating putting up a new sign that says:
“Whoever took my Romney sign violated my First Amendment rights. Whoever takes this sign will be introduced to my Second Amendment rights.”
I asked him to make me one!