The “Fence Test”

By Tom Quiner

It came by e-mail yesterday.

You may have already read this, but it’s pretty, darn funny, so I’m sharing it with Quiner’s Diner readers who may have missed it.

This is a great way to distinguish between the political parties. The e-mail attributed the piece to comedian, Jeff Foxworthy. Snopes said he didn’t write it. Whatever. It’s still funny!

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This is straight forward country thinking

Which side of the fence?

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Democrat doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Democrats demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he’ll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he’s “offended”.

If you’re a Republican, be sure to forward this and/or post it on your Facebook page!