Did you hear about the one with Hillary and Donald? 1

By Tom Quiner

This came to me via email today. I don’t now who wrote it, but it’s worth the quick read:

Donald and Hillary went into a bakery on the campaign trail.

As soon as they entered the bakery, Hillary stole three pastries and put them in her pocket.

She said to Donald, “See how clever I am? The owner didn’t see anything and I don’t even need to lie”. I will definitely win the election.”

The Donald said to Hillary, “That’s the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result.”

Donald went to the owner of the bakery and said, “Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick.”

Intrigued, the owner accepted and gave him a pastry.

Trump swallowed it and asked for another one.

The owner gave him another one.

Then Donald asked for a third pastry and ate that, too.

The owner started to wonder where the magic trick was and asked, “What did you do with the pastries?”

Trump replied, “Look in Hillary’s pocket!”

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