One million reasons to vote Democrat

Those heartless Republicans.

Reliable sources suggest that should they regain power, Republicans have a final solution on how to solve the immigration problem.

The plan is this:

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Jimmy Fallon puts Ebola in perspective

By Tom Quiner This is why we need comedians: “CDC: You can’t get Ebola by sitting next to someone on public transportation but you could give it to someone. So in simpler terms, don’t worry but… worry. What does that even mean? You can’t get it unless you got it from someone who gave it…

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