One million reasons to vote Democrat

By Tom Quiner

Those heartless Republicans.

Reliable sources suggest that should they regain power, Republicans have a final solution on how to solve the immigration problem.

The plan is this: they will galvanize NRA members and Tea Party members (pardon the redundancy) to scour the countryside, the ghettos, and the barrios and round up illegal immigrants.

The Justice Department won’t do it, so by golly, Republicans and their goons will get the job done.

With guns in hand, they will demand to see a Social Security card from suspicious characters which confirms American personhood. If the confronted person cannot present one, they will be dragged to the outskirts of town where they will be immediately shot and terminated.

No burial services will take place. Rather, their bodies will be unceremoniously dumped into an open pit and burned. In some cases, body parts and stem cells will be harvested and sold to people in need.

One of the sickest parts of the Republican plan is to use taxpayer money to pay a bounty for each terminated illegal alien. The GOP believes this to be a more efficient use of taxpayer money than paying for the healthcare, education, and welfare of the freeloaders. A bounty is pennies on the dollar compared to what we’re paying right now.

Best estimates suggest that only a million illegal aliens can be rounded up and terminated per year. With roughly twelve million illegals in the country, the entire clean-up operation will take a dozen years at most.

Logically, some will try to escape by fleeing across the border, most likely our Southern border.  Republicans indicated that they are open to paying bounties even if illegals are terminated after they’ve crossed the border into a neighboring country.

If you find the idea of these one million deaths per year repugnant, you should vote Democrat.

How could any Constitution-loving American tolerate such evil, such lack of due-process of law?


You know, of course, that I made this all up. Republicans are plotting no such thing.

This is called political satire. Astute readers know what I’m doing.

Everything described above is ACTUALLY happening in this country right now.

One million innocent people a year ARE dying violent deaths.

They DON’T have Social Security cards.

Their cells HAVE been harvested.

Taxpayers DO foot the bill for some of their deaths.

Some are killed AFTER escaping their first brush with death.

The Democratic Party DOES support the violence.

The Democratic Party viciously fights ANY legislation to lessen the carnage.

The victims are the pre born.

In light of this, how could anyone vote for such a political party?




  1. Bullright on October 22, 2014 at 4:08 pm

    Very well put. And pity the person on the left that tries to stop their death train. They become roadkill….never to be spoken of or elected again.

    • quinersdiner on October 22, 2014 at 4:13 pm

      Yes. Let me put it this way. I attended a banquet last week for a pro life organization in town. Seven or eight Catholic priests were in attendance. A Republican candidate for Congress came to shake hands. One of the priests later told me he wasn’t comfortable having the politician there, or rather he wasn’t sure how he should feel about it. I told him that I would love to have authentic pro life Democratic candidates in attendance, except there aren’t any. As you put it, they are ‘roadkill.’ Thanks for writing.

      • Shawn Pavlik on October 24, 2014 at 8:33 am

        Even Liebermann who was once a VP candidate eventually became an independent.

        • quinersdiner on October 24, 2014 at 9:03 am

          Yes, the party keeps moving farther to the Left.

      • Bullright on October 25, 2014 at 1:49 pm

        That’s reality, unfortunately.. (see my latest) And Stupak was roundly attacked, but proved the point..