Why liberals are boycotting the Super Bowl

By Tom Quiner

Super Sunday is just three days away. What better way to start a super weekend than with a little light levity  from liberals’ favorite conservative reporter, Jodi Miller?!
Reporting on behalf of NewsBusted, Jodi has scoops, lots of them:

√ Why liberals are boycotting the Super Bowl.
√ Why Obama really IS the international president.
√ Turns out conservatives WILL be allowed to stay in New York as long they don’t buy Big Gulps.
√ Why Obama’s sons wouldn’t play football.
√ Why there will be but one poor country in the world by 2035. Guess which country?
√ Will porn star qualify for an NEA grant?
√  Should the United Nations really be weighing in on the Washington Redskin’s name?
√ Warren Buffett offers huge reward.

May your team win this Sunday (as long as it’s Denver!).
Have a great weekend.
Take it away, Jodi!