NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg plans to ban 32-ounce bags of cat Kibble?

By Tom Quiner


A fat cat is an unhappy cat.

Watch out, will New York Mayor Bloomberg spring into action?

This is but one breaking news story brought to you by our favorite reporter, NewsBusted’s Jodi Miller. Here are this week’s stories:

√ Mean Republicans want to kill poor people.

√ President grants Republicans a 7 minute meeting.

√ President announces he is not a dictator.

√ Sequester plague affects women and minorities the most.

√ Mayor Bloomberg gets tough on Kibble portions!

√ Sex offenders disappear to … where?

√ Do NFL players like girls?

√ Taco Bell defends their product.

It’s Friday, time to kick back and laugh along with our liberal friends … and Jodi Miller.

Take it away, Jodi!


  1. oarubio on March 9, 2013 at 1:06 pm

    Comment about Mayor Bloomberg could almost be true. He is a member of that large group which is more concerned about the way animals are treated than our own unborn are!

    • quinersdiner on March 9, 2013 at 1:33 pm

      Good point … thanks for writing.