By Tom Quiner
Friday is one of the happiest words in the English vocabulary.
At Quiner’s Diner, this is the day we like to end the week with a few laughs. The laughs flow from the delightful quirkiness of our inexplicable liberal brothers and sisters, whom we conservatives love (even if we think they have their head stuck, er, tilting in the wrong direction).
Let’s face it, we conservatives are lovers. And we especially love to hear from NewsBusted’s ace reporter, Jodi Miller. Jodi reports on some amazing breaking stories:
√ Why liberals celebrate Easter at a different time than the rest of us.
√ Hip, hip, hooray … VP Biden takes his third vacation of the year!
√ Chris Matthews’ five year love affair with ____________?!
√ What liberals forgot about DOMA.
√ April Fools Day in the White House.
√ Why North Korea wants to obliterate Austin, Texas.
√ The real risk of tweeting Obamacare details.
√ Jim Carrey gets back in the saddle with a YouTube hit.
Sit back. Relax knowing that Obama has everything under control, because he’s smarter than the rest of us. Take it away, Jodi!