The real reason North Korea wants to obliterate Austin, Texas

By Tom Quiner


Friday is one of the happiest words in the English vocabulary.

At Quiner’s Diner, this is the day we like to end the week with a few laughs. The laughs flow from the delightful quirkiness of our inexplicable liberal brothers and sisters, whom we conservatives love (even if we think they have their head stuck, er, tilting in the wrong direction).

Let’s face it, we conservatives are lovers. And we especially love to hear from NewsBusted’s ace reporter, Jodi Miller. Jodi reports on some amazing breaking stories:

√ Why liberals celebrate Easter at a different time than the rest of us.

√ Hip, hip, hooray … VP Biden takes his third vacation of the year!

√ Chris Matthews’ five year love affair with ____________?!

√ What liberals forgot about DOMA.

√ April Fools Day in the White House.

√ Why North Korea wants to obliterate Austin, Texas.

√ The real risk of tweeting Obamacare details.

√ Jim Carrey gets back in the saddle with a YouTube hit.

Sit back. Relax knowing that Obama has everything under control, because he’s smarter than the rest of us. Take it away, Jodi!


  1. Bob Vance on April 5, 2013 at 5:29 pm

    Why does she need money?

    • xPraetorius on April 5, 2013 at 8:38 pm

      I’m guessing to finance “NewsBusters” Just a hunch. 🙂

      • quinersdiner on April 5, 2013 at 8:42 pm

        Could be!

      • Bob Vance on April 6, 2013 at 1:52 am

        I have been subscribing to youtube channels for years and no one has ever asked for a donation. Don’t they get money from advertisers based on number of hits to their site?

        • quinersdiner on April 6, 2013 at 9:03 am

          Some sites make money from advertising; some from donations; some both.

  2. Bob Vance on April 5, 2013 at 5:37 pm