CNN announces new slogan!

As Quiner’s Diner reported yesterday, Fox News is winning the ratings war against CNN big time. Jodi Miller, ace reporter for NewsBusted, reports on CNN’s new slogan, along with these other stories:

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Why Staten Island residents wish Bush was still president!

By Tom Quiner [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf2s_j7N3oQ&list=UUAq0GFVVjNWoASgiR4il2_g] The news can be so grim these days. That’s why we need a little news each Friday with a twist: the Jodi Miller twist. Jodi is the ace reporter for NewsBusted who uncovers the scoops the MSM won’t touch. Here’s this week’s stories: √ Illegal alien vote stuck at 98% for…

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The real reason North Korea wants to obliterate Austin, Texas

Friday is one of the happiest words in the English vocabulary. At Quiner’s Diner, this is the day we like to end the week with a few laughs. The laughs flow from the delightful quirkiness of our inexplicable liberal brothers and sisters, whom we conservatives love …

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NYC’s Mayor Bloomberg plans to ban 32-ounce bags of cat Kibble?

By Tom Quiner [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHFP-f8dsDg&feature=player_embedded] A fat cat is an unhappy cat. Watch out, will New York Mayor Bloomberg spring into action? This is but one breaking news story brought to you by our favorite reporter, NewsBusted’s Jodi Miller. Here are this week’s stories: √ Mean Republicans want to kill poor people. √ President grants Republicans…

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The Oscars showcased America’s one-percenters

I have good news: it’s Friday. I have more good news: laughter is good for the soul. And I have even more good news: it’s time for this Friday’s installment of NewsBusted, starring ace reporter, Jodi Miller…

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Obama makes himself president by executive order!

By Tom Quiner [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BC03C3dc9U&feature=youtu.be] Barack Obama’s 2nd term is off to the races. Here to report on the breathtaking developments is NewsBusted’s ace reporter, Jodi Miller. This week’s scoops: √ Why Obama’s inauguration wasn’t really necessary. √ Watch out, will Obama raise taxes on the colonies?! √ Politifact isn’t so factual. √ Dems call for…

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